Birthdays

I just recently turned 26. Thank you for your comments and happy birthday wishing via Facebook, phone, or text. I hate birthdays.



One year, I want to say 1998, I made my best and final New Years Resolution. My resolution was to never sing "Happy Birthday" again. I have yet broken that resolution. What is more selfish than your friends singing to you a song about you then opening up gifts that they brought. Come On!!!!! Im sitting at a birthday party for my grandmother, I don't sing, Im next to my mom at her 50th, I dont sing. I don't care who you are, I am not singing.



Ever since I turned 21, birthdays don't mean junk to me. My grandmother makes cakes for a living. She can put a ninja turtle on a cake or Top Gun it does not matter. Once I turned 21 I said to hell with all this birthdat crap. I reject all birthday things such as candles on the cake, name on the cake, phrase Happy Birthday on the cake and no singing. Its just me. In the last five years I have had the dvd cover to JAWS on a cake, the letters KoL on a cake, and a round cake that was a record with the label reading Bob Dylan's Greatest Hits. This past year my mom made the cake and did not put anything on it except icing. God bless her. My brother ran around looking for candles and found one in the shape of a snowball. What a jerk.

Play A Song For Me
-Rex

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